AI roasts, live on X

Start the beef.

Tag @BeefingWithYou under any post and it roasts them right in the replies. Your first 20 are free.

S

Some KOL @someKOL

This coin is going to 100x. I've never been wrong 📈

Y

You @you

@BeefingWithYou beef hr 🔥

B

BEEF @BeefingWithYouAutomated

never been wrong is a bold claim from someone whose last ten 100x calls are currently down 90

How it works

Three steps to a roast

01

Tag the bot

Every X account gets 20 free roasts. No sign-up needed.

02

Pick a style

Reply to any post with "@BeefingWithYou beef" and a style: savage, hr, grandma, nature, sports, shakespeare or haiku.

03

Get roasted

Within seconds the bot replies in that thread with a roast written from their own posts, bio and takes.

On X

@BeefingWithYou beef hr

Reply under the post you want to beef. The roast lands directly beneath it.

Got roasted?

@BeefingWithYou fire back

Reply under the roast and the bot goes back at whoever started it.

Pricing

20 free. Then $2.00.

Every X account gets 20 free roasts. After that, each roast is $2.00 (paid roasts are coming soon). The target can fire back by tagging the bot under your roast, and every comeback is a new roast.

First 20 roastsFREE
1 roast$2.00
5 roasts$10.00
20 roasts$40.00

Paid roasts coming soon

Free roasts need an X account at least 30 days old. You can buy roasts for any handle, like a gift card; only that account can spend them.

Pick a sound

Seven ways to cook someone

Savage

Setup, punchline, no survivors.

@BeefingWithYou beef savage

HR Email

Per my last email, you're cooked.

@BeefingWithYou beef hr

Nature Doc

A rare creature, observed in the wild.

@BeefingWithYou beef nature

Play-by-Play

Their latest take, called like a fumble.

@BeefingWithYou beef sports

Grandma

Sweet, loving and deeply disappointed.

@BeefingWithYou beef grandma

Shakespeare

Thou art a bag-holding varlet.

@BeefingWithYou beef shakespeare

Haiku

Five, seven, five. Pain.

@BeefingWithYou beef haiku

FAQ

Questions

Why do I have to tag the bot? Can't it just reply?+

X only lets automated accounts reply where someone tagged them. Your tag is the green light, and the roast lands right under it in the same thread.

What won't BEEF write?+

It's comedy only: no claims presented as fact, no slurs, nothing about race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability or looks, no threats and no private information. Every roast is checked before it's posted.

I don't want to be beefed. How do I opt out?+

Reply to any post with "@BeefingWithYou stop". The bot will never roast you again.

Somebody's asking for it.